I’m behind the bar, and I notice my fellow bartender, has left one of the beer coolers WIDE open. So I like to make a big production out of it:
Oh man, thank you. THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH. What? Man, you are such a kind and considerate person. How did you know? Know what? That I was so hot. You have made my day. You have LITERALLY made my day. What are you talkin about?
Well…I just thought, cause you left the beer cooler wide open. You knew I was hot.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.