Girls Fart

I’m servin these girls tonight, and one of em says, about the other, you know, she’s never burped before. The non-burper says, yeah, I just can’t burp. And so I say, ok, what about fart?  And she goes, oh no, I do that like a champ. And then I tell her, ya know, I like it when a girl farts in front of me. It means she feels comfortable around me. Yeah, the girl champion-farter says, it means she’s bein real with you.

I tell my fellow bartender, I gotta take five. I go into the stairwell, and write this.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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