This girl runs up to the bar, desperately, says, Oh my God. My friend’s from Florida. And it’s too cold in here for him. Oh yeah? I say. She repeats, Yeah, he lives in Florida, and it’s too cold. I turn to my fellow bartender. Hey, bro. There’s a guy in here, from Florida, thinks it’s too cold. Can you do something about that? He says, from Florida? Yeah, from Florida. Ok, I’ll get right on that.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.