I’m at the bar, settin up, there’s this chick on stage, with a guitar in her hand, I’m gonna assume, she’s playin here tonight.
I go up to the stage, introduce myself, Hi, my name’s Clint. I’ll be your bartender tonight. She tells me her name, we shake hands. She says, yeah. I’ve never played Des Moines before. I say, is that right? She says, yeah, when I mentioned it to my Twitter followers that I was playing Des Moines, one of em says, have fun at Applebee’s! I thought that was funny.
I say, yeah, where you from? She says, LA. Hmm, I say. I lived in LA for 5 years. She says, oh, you did? Yeah, I did. Place is a dump.
Then I walked away.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.