I love Tums. I eat em like candy. I like to take a “preemptive-Tums” right after dinner.

I brought a whole thing of Tums to the bar couple months ago. Shit was gone in like two weeks. Who’s eatin all my Tums, damn it?!  I know it’s not just me.

A buddy of mine, he’s a musician, we always talk Tums. We have that in common, our love of Tums. He comes in the other day, I say, duuuuude, just got the bomb Tums. Orange Cream Sugarfree Tums. Delicious. Has the same texture as Bottle Caps, kind of chalky. You gotta try em! He says, I still gotta get to Sam’s, get the giant container of Tums. Oh, shit, I say, they got em there? In bulk? Oh yeah, he says. Damn, I say.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.


1 thought on “Tums

  1. Bob

    Tums are mandatory in my house. And in the car. And in my laptop case. My Dr. asked me why I don’t use Prilosec or those other OTC medicines. Yeah Doc, if I buy a car I love driving and it never breaks down, the first thing I’m gonna do is trade it in.


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