Diarrhea Planet

There’s a band on stage, playing as I write this, and they’re called Diarrhea Planet.  One of possibly the worst band names I’ve ever heard. What were they thinking?  They’re in the practice room, a week before their first gig, hey guys, we gotta come up with a good band name. What should we call ourselves?  Well, one of them says, today, I was watching Animal Planet, and eating beans, right out of the can. I love cold beans. Who doesn’t, right? Anyway, I feel my stomach crampin up, so I go to the bathroom and just shit my brains out. I mean, diarrhea for days. So I was thinkin, how about Diarrhea Planet? Yeah, the drummer says, I like that!!!

Unfortunately, or fortunately, they’re one of the BEST BANDS I’ve seen this year. Go figure.

I think I’ll buy their t-shirt. Represent for this beautiful, diarrhea planet we walk on each and every day.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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