He Drinks It Black

I’m behind the bar, my fellow bartender, is runnin clean water in the first sink. He’s helpin a customer while the water is goin. I walk over, and say to him, hey, dude. You put the soap in yet?  He says, no, I haven’t. I say, what’s up with that, man?  It’s better if you put the soap in first, then the water. Mixes it up better. Think about your cream in your coffee. You pour the cream in first, then the coffee, so you don’t have to mix it up. He says, you put the soap in first, it gets too sudsy. And I don’t put cream in my coffee.

Oh, we gotta REAL man here. Drinks it black. Yep, he says. That’s right. Ok, I say, I’m not sayin my way is better, just try it my way next time.  Nah, he says. I think I won’t.

Dick.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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