I’m at the bar, great band is playin tonight, but I’m worried no one’s gonna show up, and the guarantee is HUGE. For those of you not in the biz, if your band has a guarantee, that means you’re makin X amount of dollars, no matter the turnout.
Door guy comes up, asks to get some change. He goes, should be an interesting night. Yeah, I say. We’re gonna lose our shirt. Did you bring an extra shirt? He says, well, I’m wearing a shirt and a sweater tonight. I can give them the shirt, and I’ll just wear the sweater.
That should work, I say.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.