Halloween Costume

I’ve just had an epiphany. I see a buddy of mine at the bar. I go to him, dude, I’ve got a great costume idea for you for Halloween. He says, yeah? What’s that? I go, you wear a t-shirt, preferably white, it can be stained, you go to a theatrical shop, you buy a fake beard. You pin it, glue it onto your t-shirt, on the stomach area, boom!  There’s your costume. He says, a beard on your stomach? What’s that supposed to be?

A beard gut.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.


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