It’s the end of the night, I’m counting the register, my fellow bartender is cleaning up the bathrooms. I hear him come out, DUDE. THE WOMEN’S BATHROOM IS DISGUSTING. Hey, I know, man. I say. It’s hard sometimes staying a heterosexual man after having to clean up in there. Yeah, dude, he says.
It makes me just want to fuck guys!!!
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.