A Word From Our Sponsor

I’m at the bar.  Solid crowd, great music, drinkers.  Very happy.  Girl comes up, I know her, “good girl”, just got married.  She orders a drink, pour, pour, pour, give it to her.  She says thanks, hands me her card, and says, just run it.  I go to run her tab, and man, her card is heavy.  It’s beautiful.  Cobalt blue.  Smooth, no raised letters.  Streamlined.  Just gorgeous, if you can call a credit card that, and I am.  I run it, hand it back to her.  Jesus, that’s a beautiful credit card, I say.  It’s so heavy.  She says, yeah, I love it.  It’s made of Titanium.  I had to lie to get it.  They say you have to make x-amount of dollars a year, but I don’t make that much money, and I really wanted the card.  Man, I say.  I don’t really believe in credit cards, but I’m gettin one of those.  She says, yeah, I love it.  I ask, what kind of card is it?  She says,

It’s a Chase Sapphire Preferred card.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis.  Bartender.

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