I’m behind the bar, guy comes up, orders a drink. I can’t help but notice his t-shirt. It has the state of Iowa on it, with the words, Yeah, We’re Nice F*ckwad.
But see, right there, it defeats the purpose, if you put a * in the Fuckwad. ‘Cause it lacks sincerity. It’s like when you say something, and then you put a winky face after it.
Have some balls, you Fuckwad.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.