F*ckwad

I’m behind the bar, guy comes up, orders a drink.  I can’t help but notice his t-shirt.  It has the state of Iowa on it, with the words, Yeah, We’re Nice F*ckwad.

But see, right there, it defeats the purpose, if you put a * in the Fuckwad.  ‘Cause it lacks sincerity.  It’s like when you say something, and then you put a winky face after it.

Have some balls, you Fuckwad.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis.  Bartender.

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