The Biggest

There’s a girl at the bar, actin real loud, she’s with some bald dude, she says, oh my God, you are the most close-minded person in the world. She turns to me, says, he’s the most close-minded person in the world. I say, to him, how do you feel about gay marriage? He goes, I have no problem with it. Well, there you go, I say. He’s not the most close-minded person in the world.

She just looks at me.

Later on, I hear her say, that bartender is the biggest asshole.

Biggest?  I think. Surely, I can’t be the biggest.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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