I’m bartendin, buddy of mine is at the bar, all mopey. Bummed that he hasn’t got any in awhile. I like to cheer these guys up, give em a little bit of a hard time. Keep em on their toes. I say to him. How you doin? Livin large? He says, tryin to. I say, I bet all the ladies say that to you when they see you. Oh my God, you’re so large. He says, I don’t know about that. And then I say, that’s when you take charge. You’re large and in charge. He says, all depressed, I try.
Well, I say. That’s all you can do. Now chin up, and get your face out of your drink.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.