I’m chatting with the door guy, we’re talking about ‘staches. I’m like, you know, Hitler totally ruined a mustache option. Yeah, he says. Totally. You can’t go around wearing that ‘stache. People think you’re a Neo-Nazi. A racist. Sure, I’ve thought about it. Who hasn’t? Just shave your mustache on the sides just so. But no, you couldn’t possibly do that.
Then a guy walks in, mysteriously, as we’re having this conversation. He has one of those full, perfect, almost fake-looking, Burt Reynolds ‘staches.
Nice ‘stache, I say. And mean it.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.
-Taking the next two days off for the holidays. See you on Friday.