A guy comes up to the bar, he’s got an empty bottle in his hand, he sets it down, and orders a Busch Light. I say to him, you know, I really appreciate you bringing up your empty bottle. Most people, they leave their bottles on their table. Hey, it’s their prerogative, but if you’re coming up to the bar, bring your empty bottle.
He says, under his breath, I just don’t like my wife sittin there, countin how many I’ve had.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.