Dick Tattoo

I’m chattin with a customer of mine, at the end of the bar, he’s a tattoo artist.  He’s showing me pictures of his recent work on his phone.  Guy’s definitely talented.  I ask him, what was your most favorite piece?  He says, I don’t have one.  Usually, my latest piece is my favorite.  Our conversation winds around to, have you ever tattooed a dick?  He says, all the time.  All the time?  Seriously?  Oh yeah, he says.  Tons.  How do you do it?  I ask.  He says, you gotta just stretch it out.  Then I say, has a customer ever popped a boner while you were doing it to him?  He says, nah.  I don’t think it’s the best feeling in the world, getting your dick tattooed.  Then I say, I’ve daydreamed about getting a tattoo on my dick.  He says, oh yeah?  You know what you’d get?

I say, yeah.  WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY.  All caps.

Down the shaft.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis.  Bartender.

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