I’m behind the bar, bowling, kiddin, you know, drinks, chattin up with the people, guy comes up, says, can I get a Templeton Rye and Mountain Dew? He looks like a funny guy, I say, wait, wait, I think I just puked in my mouth. I make the puking action, making sure to keep my mouth closed so the fake puke doesn’t spew forth. Guy says,
DON’T FORGET TO SWALLOW IT!!!
I do, it’s method acting, I get finished, then make his Godforsaken drink.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.