Do You Have A Bathroom?

Girl comes up to the bar, I make my approach. Hey, how you doin?  What can I get you?  She says, do you have a bathroom? I look at her straight-faced. No, I say. We don’t. Just go in the corner. She looks at me, confused, says, I’m sorry? Yeah, I say. Just go in the corner. Squat down, no one cares. She says, ok. She looks bummed. I say,

Around the stage, down the hallway, on your right.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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