Hammered Or Wasted?

Guy comes up to the bar, I know him, good guy, looks like he’s had a few drinks. And when I say a few, I mean twenty.

I say, man. You wasted. He takes a dramatic pause, lifts his head up, and says, yep. I know, I say. You look hammered. Are you hammered or wasted? He thinks for a second, and says,

Wasted.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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