Chick comes up, orders a drink, says, can I get a gin and tonic? She’s got a British accent. I’m gonna speak for myself here and say, a girl can get hotter in the eyes when they have a British accent. Ladies, you know what I mean. It’s like you with Austrian guys. Ok, maybe not Austria.
I’m talking to my fellow bartender couple days later, we get on the subject of British girls, I mention that girl with a description. He says, yeah, she’s faking it. What? What do you mean faking it? He says, I know exactly who you’re talking about and she’s not British. She’s from like Fort Dodge.
What the hell? Her accent was damn flawless.
Sure enough, couple months after that, pseudo-British girl comes up, orders a Heineken, yep, no accent. Oh shit.
I almost called her out on it, oh my God, you’ve lost your accent!!! But I didn’t.
But I shoulda.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.