Work On Your British Accent

Chick comes up, orders a drink, says, can I get a gin and tonic?  She’s got a British accent.  I’m gonna speak for myself here and say, a girl can get hotter in the eyes when they have a British accent.  Ladies, you know what I mean.  It’s like you with Austrian guys.  Ok, maybe not Austria.

I’m talking to my fellow bartender couple days later, we get on the subject of British girls, I mention that girl with a description.  He says, yeah, she’s faking it.  What?  What do you mean faking it?  He says, I know exactly who you’re talking about and she’s not British.  She’s from like Fort Dodge.

What the hell?  Her accent was damn flawless.

Sure enough, couple months after that, pseudo-British girl comes up, orders a Heineken, yep, no accent.  Oh shit.

I almost called her out on it, oh my God, you’ve lost your accent!!!  But I didn’t.

But I shoulda.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis.  Bartender.


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