I see a buddy of mine at the bar, I approach, I see his new girlfriend is in the house. Word on the street is, she’s ten years his senior. Or is it junior? She’s ten years older than him.
Dude, I say. Your new girlfriend is frickin hot. He says, yeah. Then I go, is she crazy?
He says, knowing me, you’d assume so.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.