I’m at the bar, we just got this new beer tower, it’s for Peroni, it’s really cool, unfortunately, it has a light on it. And it’s really bright. Bright enough to hurt your cornea. Or get a moderate suntan.
A regular is in the corner there, with the Peroni tower, I ask him, how you like the light? He says, I hate it. I say, I could probably do something about it, depending on what you’re going to do for me. I joke. He pulls out this thick wallet, slams it on the bar. Oh shit! I say. I go in the back, unplug the light. I get back behind the bar, regular opens up his wallet, throws cash on the bar.
I’ve never been paid to unplug a light before.
But now…I have.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.