Guy comes up to the bar, says, can I just get a Hamm’s? Woah, woah, woah, I say. Just? You don’t say JUST a Hamm’s. Hamm’s is a delicious beer. You say, can I just get a water, but never just a Hamm’s. Show some respect.
He says, ok. Can I get a Hamm’s?
Absolutely, I say. That’s better.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.