Who You Look Like

I’m helping a customer, this guy, he looks late forties, he’s with a chick, half his age. I say to him, you know who you look like?  He says, I dunno. Who? You look like Nick Nolte. You know that guy? He says, that’s horrible. Hey, I say. He’s a cool guy. He says, no thanks. I say, you also look a little like Johnny Carson. He says,

I’m not tipping you anymore.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.

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