I’ve decided, when I’m at the bar, and someone asks me to play a song on my iPod, instead, I’m going to play the 90210 Theme Song. It’ll go like this:
Oh…do you think you could play me a song? I want to hear blank by blank really bad. Sure, I’ll say. I’ll play a song for you!
Then I’ll put on the 90210 Theme Song. I’ll play the song, and then I’ll go back to the requester, after the song is over. Oh, she’ll say. You didn’t play my song. 😦
Then I’ll say, yes. But I played the 90210 Theme Song.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.