Jesus Walks Into The Bar

Guy comes up to the bar, he’s got long brown hair, beard, dressed like a gypsy. I turn to my fellow bartender, and say, under my breath, don’t look, don’t look. He says, what?  Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior is at the bar right now. He says, yeah. I saw. My fellow bartender goes up to him, asks him what he wants, he says, just water. As he’s pouring the water, I say, out loud. Look out! He’s gonna turn that water into wine!

I looked at Jesus, he did not seem appreciative of my comment.

Guess Jesus don’t have much of a sense of humor.

From my heart to yours,

Clint Curtis. Bartender.


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