Girl comes up, says, can I get a Pomegranate martini, and a water? Could I get a lemon in the water? Sure, I say. No, she says, make that two. Wait…three. I say, how bout I give you a lemon, and a knife? She says, great!
And I don’t think she realized I was kidding.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.