I’m at the bar, chatting with my buddy about Star Wars. He says, this chick I was dating, goes on Facebook, says she’s watching the Star Wars trilogy, and no, she was watching the prequel. I put my dick in that. Can you imagine? Well, I say, I don’t know much about Star Wars, but the prequel was a trilogy. Episode 1, blah, blah, blah to Episode 3.
Yes, he says. But it wasn’t THE trilogy. Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi. THAT’S the trilogy.
Damn, dude, I say. Fuckin stickler.
From my heart to yours,
Clint Curtis. Bartender.