The Jubilee

Girl at the bar, looking at the martini menu. Cute girl, brunette, dressed nicely. She says to me, what’s your favorite martini?  I don’t even think, I say, Yeah. Definitely the Jubilee. She looks at the menu again. Listed are 40 martinis in alphabetical order, with the basic ingredients under each martini. She says, huh. I see the Judy Blume, then the Key Lime. I don’t see the Jubilee.

I should get a prize, an award of some sort, for being able to make up the name of a martini, that sounds like a martini, in under a second.

-Clint Curtis

The Clintini


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