Went Off

Guy’s on stage, I guess he’s kinda big time. Has played with Small Faces, The Stones, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, etcetera. It’s nearing the end of his set, he’s playing a song, right in the middle of it, he stops, points his finger at someone in the front row, says,

I AM SO SICK OF YOU TALKING DURING MY SET. YOU’VE BEEN ON YOUR PHONE THE ENTIRE TIME. WHY DON’T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP???  I’LL TELL YOU WHAT. I’LL PAY YOUR ADMISSION BACK IF YOU LEAVE NOW.

She says, something, can’t hear her, he says,

I’M SERIOUS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. WALK OUT OF HERE. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.

He did this all in a British accent. It was cute.

-Clint Curtis

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