Couple comes up to the bar, they look young. It’s a late show, we have a door guy checking I.D.’s, but every once in a while, I’ll I.D. them, if I smell a fake I.D.
I say to them, could I see your I.D.’s, please? I always say it real nice. The chick starts huffing and puffing. She says, oh, well the door guy already I.D.’d us. I say, Great! I’m glad to hear he’s doing his job.
Now I’d like to see your I.D., please.