I’m behind the bar, it’s hella busy. I’m pouring pints, my arms hurt from so many. Ok I’m exaggerating. Chill.
Girl’s looking at me, needs something, I go up to her, say, yes? She says, can I have a rag or a napkin? I say,
That time of month?
Oh my God LOOK AT YOU. You think I really said that, didn’t you? How dare you think I would be that inappropriate. You should be ASHAMED.
Ok I thought it.
BUT I DIDNT SAY IT I SWEAR!!!