It’s around 1AM, six people tops in the bar. I’ve got one tab left, I go to the girl with the tab, say, you ready to settle up? She looks at her drink, slowly raises her head, then says, nope.

This girl’s had four Grey Goose sodas in the last hour half. She’s gotta be feeling it. Whatever. Customer is mostly right.

Half hour later, I go up to the girl, say, you ready now?  She looks down at her drink, looks back up, and she’s literally cross-eyed.

Yeah, I say. You ready.

-Clint Curtis