Buddy of mine comes into the bar. Dude’s a hip, kinda nerdy, black guy from St. Louis. He sidles up to the bar, I yell his name, HANK! His name is actually Hank. Well…it’s his nickname. I don’t know if I can tell you his real name. Guy might want to hurt me.
We’re talking, he says, last night, I see this girl I always see all over the place. (Exact words). I say, yeah? He says, big titties up in my face. I go home with her, OH MY GOD!!! What? I say. He says, her place was FILTHY!!! I laugh, and say, what’d you do? He says, I got the fuck outta there, that’s what I did. I say, you didn’t hook up? What about those big titties? He says, not worth it. I mean,
You couldn’t even find a place on the couch to sit!!!