The Pepsi Challenge

Performer comes up, says, what’s up with the Pepsi?  Well, I say. It’s carbonated, so it’s fizzy. Has syrup in it, high-fructose corn syrup in it. It’s brown colored. The Pepsi Co. makes it. They had a taste test years back with Coke. It was called The Pepsi Challenge. I think it was kinda rigged, because Pepsi is sweeter than Coke. People have one sip of the Pepsi, like it better, ’cause it’s sweeter. But if you have a whole can, I think people prefer Coke. And did you know that Coke used to have cocaine in it?  I called their hotline years ago, asked them if it’s true, they denied it. Of course they did, right!!!

I say, what else would you like to know about Pepsi?

He says, uh…how much does it like cost?

I say, it’s usually a dollar, but you get it for free for performing.

He says, cool. I’ll take one.

I get him a free Pepsi, give it to him.

I wonder if he’ll notice that it’s actually Coke.

-Clint Curtis



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