Performer comes up, says, what’s up with the Pepsi? Well, I say. It’s carbonated, so it’s fizzy. Has syrup in it, high-fructose corn syrup in it. It’s brown colored. The Pepsi Co. makes it. They had a taste test years back with Coke. It was called The Pepsi Challenge. I think it was kinda rigged, because Pepsi is sweeter than Coke. People have one sip of the Pepsi, like it better, ’cause it’s sweeter. But if you have a whole can, I think people prefer Coke. And did you know that Coke used to have cocaine in it? I called their hotline years ago, asked them if it’s true, they denied it. Of course they did, right!!!
I say, what else would you like to know about Pepsi?
He says, uh…how much does it like cost?
I say, it’s usually a dollar, but you get it for free for performing.
He says, cool. I’ll take one.
I get him a free Pepsi, give it to him.
I wonder if he’ll notice that it’s actually Coke.