What Do You See Here In Common?

It’s nearing the end of the night, band is on their last song. Guy comes up, says, I’d like to run my tab. I say, sure, what’s the name? He says, Joseph. I say, got it.

I grab the credit cards, start looking for Joseph’s.

Jamie…Julie…Jessica…Jared…then Joseph.

Would you look at that.

I go up to the customer, then call over my fellow bartender. I say, what do you see here in common?

I flip through the cards one by one, saying the names out loud.

Jamie…Julie…Jessica…Jared…Joseph.

I look up at them, excited, my fellow bartender says,

We both have big dicks?

That’s not what I was going for, but I suppose it’ll work.

-Clint Curtis

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