It’s nearing the end of the night, band is on their last song. Guy comes up, says, I’d like to run my tab. I say, sure, what’s the name? He says, Joseph. I say, got it.
I grab the credit cards, start looking for Joseph’s.
Would you look at that.
I go up to the customer, then call over my fellow bartender. I say, what do you see here in common?
I flip through the cards one by one, saying the names out loud.
I look up at them, excited, my fellow bartender says,
We both have big dicks?
That’s not what I was going for, but I suppose it’ll work.