I’m behind the bar, chatting with a buddy of mine. It’s around 9pm, pretty dead, so I have time for a convo. We get on the subject of a mutual friend. I say, where’s she at right now? He says, Florida. What’s she doing there? He says, she was getting her doctorate. I think she’s just bartending right now. I say, what was she studying? He says, I think it was science. Then I say, you know, I recently met a girl, she’s studying science. She was extremely knowledgeable about it, telling me all sorts of things. I couldn’t believe the things she was telling me. This girl, I’m not kidding,
Was blinding me with science.