It’s early, doors just opened. Band member comes up, says, can I get a cup of water? I pour, give it to him. He says a quick, thanks.
Minute later, another band member comes up, says, can I get a cup of water? I say, sure. Pour, give it to him, he says, thanks. I say for all to hear,
YOU JUST SAID THE SAME EXACT WORDS AS THE GUY BEFORE YOU. The same words, the same order. Second guy looks over to first guy, says, that’s probably why we’re in the same band. We spend a lot of time together. I say, maybe.
I think, maybe it’s because you’re a couple of dumb asses.