Stoner guy at the bar calls me over, says,
What’s your name again?
I say, Joe.
He says, that’s right.
I have told this guy my name 24 times. I give up.
He says, what do you like to drink?
I say, um…alcoholic beverages?
He says, whatever.
I say, I dunno. I drink a Sugar Free Redbull at work. And a Kaliber.
He says, cool…
What do you like to eat?