Two guys at the bar. I know one of them. He’s a promoter, does shows at the Mews on occasion. The guy he’s talking to, I don’t know. Slight in build, shaved head, jean jacket with punk rock patches on it. The jacket seems a size too big for him.
He says to the promoter, I got laid last Thursday!!! Promoter laughs, says, that’s great. I’m bored, I pipe in, say, what was his name?
A classic line that never gets old.
He says, I don’t know. But he looked a lot like you. Where were you last Thursday?
Actually, I say. I woke up in a random apartment I didn’t know, and
My butt hurt.