I’m behind the bar, chatting with some customers, guy, girl. Girl brings out a bag of animal crackers from her bag. They’re in a Ziplock. She says, you want some animal crackers? I say, hellz yeah. I love animal crackers.
She says, we were going to go see a movie, that’s why I have them. I say, yeah! I do that all the time. You don’t buy candy at the movie theater. You have to be an absolute imbecile to do it!
I say, you pay 10 bucks for a box of Skittles.
Stop at Walgreens on your way to the movies, buy your Mike And Ike’s.
I don’t care how rich you are.
You don’t buy candy at the movie theater.