You Don’t Buy Candy At The Movie Theater

I’m behind the bar, chatting with some customers, guy, girl. Girl brings out a bag of animal crackers from her bag. They’re in a Ziplock. She says, you want some animal crackers?  I say, hellz yeah. I love animal crackers.

She says, we were going to go see a movie, that’s why I have them. I say, yeah!  I do that all the time. You don’t buy candy at the movie theater. You have to be an absolute imbecile to do it!  

She agrees.

I say, you pay 10 bucks for a box of Skittles.

Stop at Walgreens on your way to the movies, buy your Mike And Ike’s.

I don’t care how rich you are.

You don’t buy candy at the movie theater.

-Clint Curtis

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