I’m behind the bar, cleaning dishes, my fellow bartender is helping a customer. He’s a regular, I know him, kind of on the dramatic side.
I overhear their conversation, they’re talking about their money transaction. Seems to be a bit of confusion.
So it’s two for $8? Well, the dirty martini is $6. The other is $5. Or you can pay the $6, and $8 for the two, I give you a ticket. He says, regardless, I want to give you $5 tip.
I say, with a martini glass in my hand, it’s irregardless.
He says, irregardless? Is that right? Have I been saying it wrong the whole time?
I love messing with people.