Pussy Drink

Guy, girl at the bar. I know them, they’ve been going out for awhile. I’d say they’re a cute couple. Great to see one person find another.

Guy says, can I get an Amaretto and Pineapple for her, and a Jolly Rancher for me? I say,

You want that as a drink, or a shot?

He says, a drink.

I grab the cup, scoop the ice, then say,

Do you want me to cup your balls when you drink it? …If I can find them.

He says, does it cost extra?

I say, nah.

I’ll do it for free.

-Clint Curtis

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