Talking with the door guy, he’s a buddy of mine. He does door, works in the HR department at Toys “R” Us in West Des Moines. West Des Moines is a fairly affluent area of the city. Lots of families.
I say, so what kind of things do you do there? He says, it’s pretty inconsistent. I do HR work, but then sometimes I’m on the register, or the truck. I say, I bet you see a lot of MILF’s there. He says, oh yeah. TONS. I say, I bet you get some looks from them too. You’re a good-looking guy. He says, yeah.
I say, they probably look at you, think, I wanna fuck that guy, and I can get the Toys “R” Us discount.