Something You Should Never Do When You Hit And Run

Buddy of my mine, playing tonight, I hear, got in a car accident on his way to the gig. I see him later, say,

I hear you were in an accident. What happened?

He says, I was at a red light, waiting for a family to walk by, and this girl rammed me from behind.

Why did she do that?

He says, I don’t know. She took off.

I say, hit and run?

He says, yeah. Funny thing is, her license plate fell off. I have her license plate.

Holy shit!  I say. That’s awesome.

Yeah, he says. I was talking to a cop after, he asks, did you happen to get her license plate number?  

So I said, actually…  I HAVE her license plate.

-Clint Curtis

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