Buddy of my mine, playing tonight, I hear, got in a car accident on his way to the gig. I see him later, say,
I hear you were in an accident. What happened?
He says, I was at a red light, waiting for a family to walk by, and this girl rammed me from behind.
Why did she do that?
He says, I don’t know. She took off.
I say, hit and run?
He says, yeah. Funny thing is, her license plate fell off. I have her license plate.
Holy shit! I say. That’s awesome.
Yeah, he says. I was talking to a cop after, he asks, did you happen to get her license plate number?
So I said, actually… I HAVE her license plate.