Old friend comes into the bar, we’re chatting, he says, hey, guess what? I just started a band. Oh yeah? I say. He says, yeah. We’re called 128 Megabytes. But for the life of us, we can’t seem to get a gig.
I say, that’s not bad. You come up with that? He says, mostly.
We start discussing how to make the joke better. I say,
How many megabytes are in a gig? He says, I don’t know.
I look it up. 1,000 megabytes are in a gig.
I say, what if you’re closer to a gig. Like 999.
What about this?…
Later on I approach these three guys at the bar. We start talking, I say, hey guess what!! I just started a band. We’re called 999 Megabytes.
They start smiling, as if they know where this is going.
I say, yeah. But we’ve had the worst luck. Our van broke down, there was a death in our drummer’s family. I mean,
We can’t seem to get to a gig.