Guy comes up to the bar. I approach.
What can I get you, sir?
He says, you got Ciroc?
I say, no sir. We don’t.
A friend of his comes up, he turns to him. They talk.
I just stand there.
He turns back after a minute, says,
You got Bud Light Lime?
I say, sorry, sir. We don’t have Bud Light Lime. I can get you a Bud Light, with a lime in it.
He smiles, says, nah. …How bout a Bud? You got that?
I say, I do!
He says, you got it in a bottle?
Oh this is getting hilarious.
I say, no sir. We have it in a tall-boy can.
He says, c’mon man.
He’s getting frustrated at the situation at hand, as am I.
He says, fine. What kinda vodka do you have?
I say, Grey Goose.
(That’s the vodka I’m selling tonight, so might as well get straight to it).
He says, alright. Just gimme a vodka cranberry.
I say, sorry, sir.
We don’t have cranberry juice.
He says, WHAT?!?!
I say, just kidding.