Everything

Three band members come up to the bar. Black shirt, red shirt, white shirt. Red shirt says, I hear bands get deals on drinks. I say, yeah. Half-off. He says, awesome. Does that include shots?  I say, yeah. Everything. He says, what about bottles?

Ok this guy is testing my patience. 

I say, dude. Half-off. EVERYTHING. 

He says, cool. I’ll take a PBR, please. I get it for him, we make the transaction. He says, wow. That’s a great deal. I appreciate it. I say, no problem, my man. 

He leaves, black shirt looks at the taps, says,

Do we get half-off on pints too?

-Clint Curtis

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